Friday, September 7, 2007

Rachel Ray SUCKS

So as I am happy to report I am not the only one that hates Rachel Ray. It started when her stupid ass small books sold out in Olsson's around Christmas time. Nothing but annoying yuppies who do nothing but order take-put suddenly decided they could now handle cooking if it was dealt to them through a sprial-bound 1/2 page size book.

My good friend Kate, who lives in Boone, NC and has literally NOTHING to consume her time quite like sending email forwards passed along quite frankly the BEST site I have ever found...rachel_ray_sux.

One little gem I found today:
TOP TEN Reasons To Like Rachael Ray
From "David Butterman:"

#10. If you work for Diamond Crystal Salt, your stock will go up.
#9. Her cookbooks make excellent paperweights.
#8. She hasn't gotten into the lowrider pants craze.
#7. Got the Teletubbie set designer more work.
#6. Was turned down for "A Cook's Tour."
#5. Made "Aunt Mabel Chicken Stock" the next hot product.
#4. Keeps Furi executives in Bill Blass and polo ponies.
#3. Is not involved with Justin Timberlake.
#2. Ensures you test the mute button occasionally.
And the #1 reason to like Rachael Ray: Her fan forums gather more nuts than a hundred squirrels.

I guess I am part of those nutty squirrels...but proud to be so.

Her stupid commercials have made loyal Dunkin Donut-ers go Starbucks....noooo!

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