Friday, February 22, 2008

More funnies courtesy of the State of NJ

I have an inside source I am not at liberty to disclose... :)

But this is an ACTUAL email sent.

This date was painstakingly set for August as it is out of compliance. After you okayed the date, phone calls were made to the other Attorneys to coordinate everyone's schedule. We would be hard pressed to find a date in September as we only have the Judge for the XXXXXX Matter and 3 other days, now put aside for FC Summary Hearings, At this point the only one who can adjourn the case is Judge XXXXXX. As he is hereon a limited basis and the case is over goal, it is unlikely that he wouldgrant an adjournment.
Sorry for any incontinence.

There are many, many things wrong with this
Grammer, punctuation, and then "incontinence?" I am thinking this is spell check gone wrong!

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