Funny of the Day

Courtesy of Sissy who works for the State...
This is an excerpt of an actual conversation, as heard though the genius of speaker phone, from a Deputy Attorney General to a State Caseworker:
Attorney: There seems to be a problem with the Complaint that I'm reviewing.
Caseworker: Really? What's the problem.
Attorney: Well, it's regarding the Mom's inability to adequately provide medical care for the child.
Caseworker: That's been fixed. The Mom has two appointments scheduled for next month.
Attorney: I see that in the notes. It says she has an appt. in the beginning of the month at the Opthamologist and in the middle of the month at the Paleontologist.
Caseworker: Right, that's correct. What's the problem with that?
Attorney: Well, unless Mom is taking the child to THE DINOSAUR DOCTOR,we have a problem.
Caseworker: Huh? What do you mean?
Attorney: What type of doctor is Mom taking the child to in the middle of the month?Caseworker: She's taking her to the doctor for the lung problem, you know.
Attorney: The Paleontologist?
Caseworker: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Attorney: YOU MORON, THAT'S A DINOSAUR EXPERT. A PULMONOLOGIST IS A LUNG DOCTOR!

Caseworker: Oh.

A letter from the Caseworker to the file:
I contacted the Principle(should be Principal) of _____ Middle School. He informed me that the Torturing classes were canceled until after the first of the year.
(Torturing classes??!!)

Here's a line from a Complaint that had already been filed. Everybody
missed it and now its become part of the permanent Court Record for ever and ever!:
"Ms. ___ noticed upon examination that Mrs. ____ was vivaciously beaten about her head and neck area."

WOW the brilliance is astounding!!!