Stupidest Email of the Day

I am always surprised how much time people put into stupid emails and fake forwards - things along those lines but sometimes an email strikes you with such hatred its almost impossible to process. Are you really kidding me with this crap? You learn this shit in Kindergarten - bathe regularly, go to the bathroom a lot, dress right for the weather??!! Is this for people living in complete oblivion but yet still have an email account? If so this is for you...

WAYS TO IMPROVE YOUR HEALTH!


1.) Brush twice a day!
2.) Dress right for the weather.
3.) Visit the dentist regularly.
4.) Get plenty of rest.
5.) Make sure your hair is dry before going outside.
6.) Eat right.
7.) Get outside in the sun every once in a while.
8.) Always wear a seatbelt.
9.) Control your drinking of alcoholic beverages.
10.) Smile! It will make you feel better.
11.) Don't over indulge yourself.
12.) Bathe regularly.
13.) Read to exercise the brain.
14.) Surround yourself with friends.
15.) Stay away from too much caffeine.
16.) Use the bathroom regularly.
17.) Get plenty of exercise.
18.) Have your eyes checked regularly.
19.) Eat plenty of vegetables.
20.) Believe that people will like you for who you are.
21.) Forgive and forget.
22.) Take plenty of vacations.
23.) Celebrate all special occasions.
24.) Pick up a hobby.
25.) Love your neighbor as yourself.

Do all these things and you will be a happier, healthier person!