This day is starting wonderfully...

First thing in this AM I went to make a copy and sitting right there on the copy machine was this oldie but goodie excerpt from the Washington Post -

THIS JUST IN...
Dawn Wells, the lovely Mary Ann from "Gilligan's Island" is serving six months' probation after allegedly being caught by cops in Idaho wiht marijuana in her car and failing a sobriety test. Well, 69, was driving back from a suprise birthday party in her honor. A lawyer for Wells told reporters that a friend testified that he left the half-smoked joints in her car without her knowledge. Hmmmm...we might have expected this from Ginger.

Ok so things wrong here -
Why is Mary Ann in IDAHO?? Why is anyone in Idaho? And she knows so many people there that they all gathered for a birthday party for her willingly?
I find it a bit sad that she's driving home from her own party alone. What happened to birthday booty?
And what is with people and leaving their drugs in other peoples cars (ask Lindsay Lohan for one), pockets (ask ANYONE on Cops) or house (Britney Spears?)? I just don't understand - if someone is a drug user wouldn't they rather hold on to said drugs rather than "leaving" them in the safety of celebrities or crack heads?? Hmmmm I say.